We’re only into the ninth month of 2013 but we’ve already had enough life lessons to raise a somewhat functional if maladjusted/celebrity-obsessed toddler. If you’re not careful you might completely forget these essential truths by the time 2014 rolls around. Luckily, people have made shirts to commemorate these events so you can keep them in your heart forever, sort of like a tattoo, with less blood and regret… The things we’ve learned:
